Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...

 Just kidding. I was actually born in sunny California. My parents are pirates so I was born on a boat...or in a Long John Silver's. Doesn't matter, but it's why I love the water and all that it provides so much. The love of water got me into scuba at a young age, but mostly because I have an oral fixation. Lucky you Tim! As great as the state of California is, I didn't find my true self until I moved to NY. Where else can a guy have the freedom to enjoy all the sins available, any time of the day, and delivered if need be. Things I am most fortunate to have are dressing sharp, pride parades, weekend getaways to Fire Island, and my Tim!